Sir, As winter sets in, the fires do remain lit throughout the day and late into the night. I instruct staff to tend frequently to the fires. It is a dirty job, to which Maid Elspeth has a most enlightened solution. I do heartily encourage other maids to
Half way through Locktober. Should I ask to be let out or keep going to the end? The balls are swollen and the clitty is shrinking, I didn’t think that actually happened! 😳