Have been locked up for a week by my girlfriend. She realized she doesn’t need my dick anymore, and wants me te be humiliated by posting this. What do you guys think?
Sir, Lady B___ is most pleased with our new maid, who cleans diligently and does not steal nor shirk. I too am most pleased with our new hire. On receipt of an extra shilling, she do work sans vêtements on Fridays whilst Lady B___ is away.