On my way back from work a blonde woman came up to me and excitedly offered me a free mask, and I accepted. Big mistake. Now, I can only move my eyes as she makes me do weird erotic dances with her. She keeps talking about how I'm her "new girlfriend"
I love hiking on rainy days, it keeps people indoors. Not me though! I’ll be hiking in all weather. Well… not tornadoes. I’m no Dorothy from Wizard o[F] Oz.