The construction guys outside my windows have made me late for work every single day this week. My morning routine has felt much sexier with the window shades open.
Imagine Meeting Emily Ratajkowski This Undressed In The Street: I'm Sure I Wouldn't Miss The Chance To Jump On Her And Take That Lingerie Off, Then Giving The People A Hell Of A Show By F*****g Her Publicly, In Both Holes. Oh, Well...!
