Sir, I out to the furniture emporium, to purchase a chaise longue for Lady B___. Upon its delivery, I am most anxious as to it's comfort. I enlist Maid Ellie to advise me as to it's skin feel. "How do you mean, sir?" she enquires.
Playing long-distance keyholder with her tomorrow. Her sentence is 24 hours, but I've given her ways that she can that time shortened. Here's a pic she sent me of her keys getting frozen in a block of ice. Tomorrow will be so fun...
