My wife is so shy about people seeing her naked as she doesn't think she has a good body, no matter how many times I tell her otherwise. But she's asked me to post this for a little excitement.
Sir, A communique from my friend 'Gussy' Herbert, presently embracing the cultural delights of Paris. He is saving money by sharing his Dollymop with two other clients. Gussy (reclining) appears most overwhelmed by the experience.