You wife decided that you needed a makeover. She did such a good job that you agreed to let her take you down to the nearest trans bar. Now, you go there several times a week looking for Alpha men to seduce together!
I was kept up until 4am by hubs last night πππ, and he was nice enough to pick up the kids and take them to the cider mill early so I could sleep in. Iβm just now getting into the shower, and may even get to read in silence! Hope your Sunday i