Yet Another Bulk Sale. All well used, but thoroughly broken, originally purchased for use as prey in hunting tournament games. 50$ starting bid on each. (OOC: at this point I'm blanking for interesting titles)
Sir, I out to the furniture emporium, to purchase a chaise longue for Lady B___. Upon its delivery, I am most anxious as to it's comfort. I enlist Maid Ellie to advise me as to it's skin feel. "How do you mean, sir?" she enquires.