I am gardening outside again. Do I make you horny? My neighbor is secretly watching me and is having a boner in his sweatpants with a precum stain LOL 🙈🍆💦.
“What kind of car does an egg drive?…a ‘yolkswagon’”… that one made you laugh so. (f)ucking. hard. didn’t it? 😂 … tell me how hard… every comment gives me a literal orgasm… it’s science 🤓😏🤷🏻♀️
