I’d love to watch someone flirt openly and seduce my wife in front of me. Flirting with her until she’s too turned on to care that I’m right there with her.
“What kind of car does an egg drive?…a ‘yolkswagon’”… that one made you laugh so. (f)ucking. hard. didn’t it? 😂 … tell me how hard… every comment gives me a literal orgasm… it’s science 🤓😏🤷🏻♀️