"If you're pre-born, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked" β George Carlin, on a form of hypocrisy that's particularly relevant this week (M)
Sirs and Madames, following the great success of our club, I have instigated the renovation of the East Wing and specifically, the withdrawing room. I enclose an artist's impression as to it's decor and projected use, which I personally endorse.