Now that ‘No Nut November’ is over, why is there not a queue of horny men outside ready to violate all my holes? I’ve been waiting all day to get filled up!
“What kind of car does an egg drive?…a ‘yolkswagon’”… that one made you laugh so. (f)ucking. hard. didn’t it? 😂 … tell me how hard… every comment gives me a literal orgasm… it’s science 🤓😏🤷🏻♀️
You receive a message and pic: “Hi, I’m the guy that just picked up the lamp on marketplace. This is a long shot but I see you live alone, and I’d like to come back over and dress for you and have you in my throat” you respond….#sissy
