Sir, Having caught that blaggard Greengrocer in flagrante delicto with a maid after dark, I have instigated a strict ban on visitors after 4pm. I anticipated much complaint and protestation from the staff, but there was none. Perhaps they have found othe
Heraclitus, philosopher/Persian Empire 5BC, described the battlefield: Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn’t even be there, eighty are only targets, nine are real fighters and we are lucky to have them for they make the battle. Ah, but there is o